Quirky

I was making my lunch today (which, by the way, I was WAY too excited for...) of a ham and cheese sandwich with mustard, on good ol' square, white bread. I've been having whole grain bread for the last year or so- bleh. Dumb health. Anyways, I was creating my simple, yet delightful feast when I realized something: I always put the cheese right next to the mustard. I don't like them to be apart. Reflecting on this oddity I was inspired to compile a list of other quirks I have, not because I think you will read them and all of a sudden say, "wow, that is a super cool girl right there!" but merely to give you a little more, albeit unwanted, insight into the off-kilter workings of my brain. Lucky you.

• When putting on socks I always start with the left foot
• For lotion and makeup application, I start on the right side of my face
• I put my left contact lens in before my right
• My three pillows have to be arranged in an upside down U-shape for me to sleep
• I eat the center of cinnamon rolls first, then the outer rings
• Apparently I never hold my silverware the customary way
• I like grapes, but hate grape-flavored things
• My bedding must be un-tucked all the way around
• Books in a series must match- I do not mix paper back with hardback anymore (oh, the follies of youth)
• If something is cute and small, I will most likely want it
• I really like kittens but I'd be fine if I never saw an adult cat again.

Something tells me I better stop here, lest ye be overwhelmed with the absurdity.